January 23rd, 2008
Right-wingers have their Toby Keith, and we have the Black-Eyed Peas (H/T to CrooksAndLiars.com):
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January 23rd, 2008
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As you know, Feb. 5, 2008, Â looms as the most momentous date in the history of presidential primaries, with balloting scheduled in 22 states, including some big ones (California, New York, Illinois).
The occasion is made all the more important by the fact that the nominations in both parties will still be up for grabs when that day dawns. (Who knows? Maybe Rudy Giuliani will still be in the race. Not that it will matter, of course.)
What should we call such a portentous day?
 ”Super Tuesday” doesn’t suffice. That’s so 1990s.
“Super Duper Tuesday”? Not much better.
“Tsunami Tuesday”?  Too insensitive. Tsunamis are deadly disasters.
I ran across this one today: “Super Duper Mega Awesome Orgasmic Tuesday.” I like it, but it’s too long. Doesn’t fit nicely into headlines.
Help me here, people.
Whoever sends me the best idea will win two tickets to Ron Paul’s Inaugural Ball next January (if he’s elected president). Good luck.
January 23rd, 2008

THIS GUYÂ says Mr. Staight Talk is a bigger flip-flopper than even Mitt Romney.
January 23rd, 2008

THIS is “the best political team on television”?
One shudders to think of the worst political team on television. Oh, wait. That’d be Fox News. Silly me.
January 23rd, 2008
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But, of course, this TALLY OF FALSEHOODSÂ was conducted by those traitorous liberal media.
If you really support our troops, you never dare to question the commander-in-chief on matters of American military policy. It just isn’t patriotic.