Psst! Don’t say where you got this
Add comment February 3rd, 2008
OK, here’s the deal:
Super Duper Mega Awesome Orgasmic Tuesday is just around the corner, but you’re still in the dark as to certain details of the day’s contests in 22 states. Well, your ignorance is the result of a conspiracy among the self-appointed elite who are trying to sap us of our precious bodily fluids. They don’t want you to know too much.
But, in my undying effort to counter these devils, I’m going to link you to a treasure trove of info about Tuesday’s electoral doings. It’s right HERE, and it includes maps, lists, charts, graphs, rules, even closing times at the polling places in each state.
This is the stuff of hardcore political junkies. Absorb it all, and suddenly you’re in the big leagues. But you didn’t get it from me, right?
One more thing you need to know about Tuesday: We’ll be going full-tilt here at Applesauce World Headquarters through much of the day and long into the night, providing the latest in rumors, reports, numbers, voter turnouts, trends, surprises and implications. Our sources will be the best on television and the Internet.
All through this orgy of live-blogging, you’re invited to participate with as many comments as you’d like to make. You can offer opinions or pass along the insights or info you’ve gleaned from your own scan of the Web and broadcast media.
Be here, please.
