Here’s mine:
Illegal Muslim immigrant Barack Obama shoves boyish Eagle Scout Eric Cantor toward door, which is held open by Obama accomplice Nancy Pelosi. Mitch McConnell looks on with grimace, while Jon Kyl, unable to watch such brutality, stares down at floor. Unidentified elderly man on right, said to be a visitor from Nevada, seems confused by violent scene as he fumbles for his cell phone.
“Obama feigns friendly discussion with Cantor while his thug Reid guards McConnell and another man. Obama’s disciple Pelosi guards the exit point preventing an unidentitifed man’s escape.”
shawnnews: Not bad. You should apply for work at the Moonie paper or at Fox News.
Oh how fun!
Star Trek Version:
Federation Hero Eric Cantor narrowly escapes a crushing assault by Klingon leader Barack Obama. Meanwhile Romulan Ambassador Harry Reid fumbles for his phaser as other Federation members look on. A Ferengi cowers behind the door.
Biblical version:
Moses (Mitch McConnell) parts the Red Sea (opens the door), allowing the Israeli (Eric Cantor, he is Jewish after all), to escape the wrath of the evil Egyptian Pharaoh (Obama).
Obama is patting Cantor to help him swallow all the Bullsh*t he has been feeding him.
Wilson: Lame. You couldn’t even get a job with one of the right-wings rags you read.
Your caption shows no imagination whatever. It’s just a simple one-sentence boilerplate expression of your disdain for Obama. In that regard, it’s much like the crap you usually peddle here.
Even I, an Obama fan, can write a more biting and Obamaphobic caption than your wimpy submission.
Obama walks Cantor to the door of the oval office while very quietlly explaining it would be better to use the men’s room prior to long meetings of national interest. McConnell, walking toward Cantor is holding a map to all men’s facilities in the While House. .Reid’s stoic gaze belies his
disappointment at the abrupt end of that days meeting when Cantor raised his hand to ask he be excused and the President immediately complied.We see the President’s secretary in the background making a note to be sure Cantor is asked if he’s taken care of business before she announces him for the next meeting.Cantor is composing a press release as to why the mmeting ended early placing his own political twist.
The 2011 Bipartisan Book Club ends its discussion of this month’s book, Catcher in the Rye, by J. D. Salinger. President Obama repeats his favorite quotation from Chapter 3 of the book: “I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera.” Senator Harry Reid, having earlier declared this passage “a source of endless strength and inspiration,” reaches for his Bic to write it down, while the other Club members look on in shock.
(Speaking of [or seeing] Nancy Pelosi, did you know she is my representative in Congress? I long for the days when I was in high school in Rockford and John B. Anderson was our representative.)
Since white people can only claim racism so many times in a year without readers catching on, Pat Cunningham engages in shameless linkbait to find the next hot liberal meme.
In other news, Rome is burning.