The good folks at Daily Kos have come up with a GREAT IDEA:
It’s time for us to take an active role in the GOP nomination process. That’s right, it’s time for those of us who live in open primary and caucus states—Michigan, North Dakota, Vermont and Tennessee in the next three weeks—to head out and cast a vote for Rick Santorum.
Why would we do such a crazy thing? Lots of great reasons!
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[I]f you’re squeamish about this, just remember what’s at stake—not just the White House, but Nancy Pelosi’s gavel and a Senate run by Mitch McConnell. The weaker the GOP standard bearer, the better our chances in November. Rush Limbaugh and his ilk have had no problem meddling in our own contests. And if there’s one thing Daily Kos is about, it’s about fighting fire with fire.
And in any case, it’s freaking hilarious. I mean, Rick Santorum? Really? The Republicans have offered up this big, slow, juicy softball. Let’s have fun whacking the heck out of it.
Liberals are the reason this country is screwed up! They have no common sense, all they want is spend and make every one pay for their fun and games.
Drat it all, Sue! You’ve figured us out!
Now what are we going to do?
You’ll probably blab it all over the place about how all we want to do is make everyone pay for our fun and games.
What a spoilsport you are!