Five signs that you’re a Fast and Furious conspiracy theorist
As the comment threads here at Applesauce will attest, some of our readers are right-wing paranoiacs (like the guy in the image above).
It’s only fair, then, that we occasionally provide special services for the benefit of these troubled souls.
With that in mind, we’re happy to present HERE a handy list of things these people should believe if they’re going to subscribe to the theory that the infamous Fast and Furious program (which is now the subject of a Republican congressional investigation) was a fiendish plot by the Obama administration to take guns away from decent, law-abiding, God-fearing, patriotic Americans.
No need to thank us. We’re here to serve.