Did Obama use mind tricks to keep Eric Cantor silent about the Petraeus matter until after the election?

Right-wing pundit and licensed psychiatrist Charles Krauthammer continues his tragic descent into total madness with a WACKY THEORY that President Obama blackmailed then-CIA Director David Petraeus to give testimony about the attacks on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya, that was in line with the administration’s position on the matter.

To make matters worse, Betty Cracker, a blogger over at the lefty Web site Balloon Juice, heartlessly satirizes Krauthammer’s conspiracy theory with stuff like THIS:

The Benghazi affair is more politically consequential than Watergate, Whitewater, Iran-Contra, Chappaquiddick, the Keating Five and the Teapot Dome scandals all rolled into one, and Romney totally would have won the election if it had been covered properly…

The only way Obama could cover his ass in the Benghazi affair was to orchestrate a scandal to compromise the country’s most prominent general, and he fiendishly used a wingnut FBI agent’s obsession with a seemingly flaky Tampa socialite to kick off an investigation that would lead down paths those two pawns could not foresee…

Obama further used Jedi mind-tricks to silence noted political opportunist Eric Cantor after Cantor was briefed on the scandal before the election, thanks to the aforementioned wingnut FBI agent…

Petraeus is either, A) such a dummy that he was willing to lie to Congress on 9/13 to buy a short reprieve from the announcement of the scandal, which he knows will then engulf him and destroy his career, or B) such a dupe that he will keep lying about Benghazi even after Obama has betrayed him and destroyed his career.


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  1. Charles Sourkraut is just going through the various stages of grief. Denial, anger, guilt and batcrap crazy.

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