Yipes! Hundreds hurt as meteorite explodes over Earth!

What a coincidence!

I saw a documentary on TV last night about asteroids and meteorites and such stuff and the threat they pose to life here on planet Earth.

And then I woke up this morning to news of THIS:

More than 500 people were injured when a meteorite shot across the sky and exploded over central Russia on Friday, sending fireballs crashing to Earth, shattering windows and damaging buildings.

People heading to work in Chelyabinsk heard what sounded like an explosion, saw a bright light and then felt a shockwave according to a Reuters correspondent in the industrial city 1,500 km (950 miles) east of Moscow.

A fireball blazed across the horizon, leaving a long white trail in its wake which could be seen as far as 200 km (125 miles) away in Yekaterinburg. Car alarms went off, windows shattered and mobile phone networks were interrupted.


A local ministry official said such incidents were extremely rare and Friday’s events might have been linked to an asteroid the size of an Olympic swimming pool due to pass Earth at a distance of 27,520 km (17,100 miles) but this was not confirmed.

Russia’s space agency Roscosmos said the meteorite was travelling at a speed of 30 km (19 miles) per second and that such events were hard to predict. The Interior Ministry said the meteorite explosion had caused a sonic boom.

Russia’s Emergencies Ministry said 514 people had sought medical help, mainly for light injuries caused by flying glass, and that 112 of those were kept in hospital. Search groups were set up to look for the remains of the meteorite.

“There have never been any cases of meteorites breaking up at such a low level over Russia before,” said Yuri Burenko, head of the Chelyabinsk branch of the Emergencies Ministry.


I’m sure that Pat Robertson or John Hagee will explain later today that this event was divine retribution for something or other — perhaps an outbreak of gayness in that part of Russia.



  1. Pat Robertson will blame homosexuals living in the Urals while Darrell Issa conducts hearings to determine if this was really a White House drone.

  2. Luke Fredrickson

    Issa is an arsonist and serial car thief. He is probably going to claim that a meteor is responsible for burning down his building in 1982. Naturally he had a substantial insurance policy…


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