Uh-oh! “The Dumbest Man on the Internet” is out with another doozy!
Jim Hoft (above), who calls himself the Gateway Pundit, is sometimes referred to as “the Dumbest Man on the Internet” for coming up with STUFF LIKE THIS:
Claiming that [President] Obama celebrated the death of journalist Daniel Pearl.
Publishing a story derived from a satirical website state that a high school had rescinded its invitation to the President due to his “forged” birth certificate.
Deciding that the Times Square bomber was a registered Democrat.
Spreading some bull[bleep] survivalist fantasy about the Department of Homeland Security buying thousands of tanks (he earned a Drudge link for that effort).
Calling Desmond Tutu a “Jew Hater.”
Decrying a logo shaped like an atom at an international summit on nuclear issues as a sign of a MOOSLEM CONSPIRACY.
Describing the nice folks from the Westboro Baptist Church as a “left wing cult.”
Deciding that Obama was photoshopped into the situation room when Bin Laden was killed.
And then there was the time Hoft foolishly WROTE that a Jumbotron screen captioning a speech by Obama was prompting the audience to applaud.
And now Hoft has come up with another pile of nonsense, as we see HERE:
Every day is a Cornucopia of Fail at the website of the Internet’s Dumbest Man, and today he’s got an EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS BOMBSHELL about the evil Michelle Obama and her associations with terrorists!
Oh wait, actually, it’s not a terrorist. It’s that Saudi national who was injured in the Boston bombings, the guy who had absolutely nothing to do with perpetrating them. He’s in the hospital, and Michelle Obama visited that hospital to support the wounded victims, and since he’s a wounded victim Michelle Obama visited him too.
He’s not a terrorist. He’s a victim of terrorism. And he was only one of many people visited by the First Lady.
Yet somehow, in the dank murky swamp of Jim Hoft’s alleged mind, this is supposed to be incriminating evidence of … something.
But it gets even worse. This … something … goes all the way to the top, people. Jim’s BREAKING NEWS: someone with the same name as the non-terrorist Saudi student took a TOUR OF THE WHITE HOUSE … not once, but SEVERAL TIMES!