Pat Robertson’s simple solution to gayness: Just declare yourself straight

Pat Robertson Speaks At National Press Club

HERE‘s further evidence that the Rev. Pat Robertson is a national treasure:

Appearing on “The 700 Club” Thursday, television preacher and former Republican presidential candidate Pat Robertson assured his viewers that gay people are not really gay, they’re just confused due to “chromosomal damage” they suffered as children, and urged his LGBT viewers to “come out” as straight people.

“I am very pleased that we have many, many, many homosexuals watching this program and many of them are looking for love and acceptance and help,” Robertson said., “And I’m glad to report that we have thousands of these people who are saying, ‘Yes, we want to follow Jesus. We’re not happy with the lifestyle we’re in and we want to have a better way.’ I think it’s wonderful that that’s happening.”

Robertson went on to explain that these thousands of gay people who supposedly tune into his program are not actually gay. “It’s not something that is natural,” he said. “And when people reunite with the Lord, the Lord will get their priorities the way it is supposed to be.”

Then Robertson continued: “A lot of people are into this homosexual thing because they’ve been abused by a parent, abused by a coach, abused by a sibling, abused by a friend. They’re little boys and little girls and they don’t know any better. And then they somehow think, ‘Well, I must be gay.’ They aren’t. They are heterosexual and they just need to come out of that.”



  1. Steverino

    There’s a simple solution to rid the airwaves of this tent preacher. Stop sending him money!

  2. Robert

    How does this man, Pat Robertson, know so much about gay people anyway? I’d like to know if he remembers the moment he declared or chose to be straight? This is a great short video that ask straight people when did they choose to be straight. It catches them off guard and makes them have a very insightful moment about their own identity choice.


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