The Sweet Lou Strut

Add comment June 27th, 2008

The White Sox may have won today. No worries (actually, maybe just a little), not only does Lou Piniella drop a rhyme better than Ozzie Guillen, but the Sweet Lou Strut dance craze is going to sweep the Windy City (Just like the Cubs swept the White Sox last weekend).

Step 1: gain 40 pounds

Step 2: put your hands in your back pockets

Step 3: strut/waddle

Ward battle

Add comment June 27th, 2008

I didn’t have a good feeling about Friday’s Cubs-Sox contest when I heard Daryle Ward was going to start in right field. Jeez, I cringe when he’s grabs his glove to play first base.

Maybe the Cubs would have some luck starting this Ward instead.

Cancel the missing person’s report

Add comment June 27th, 2008

It took a seven-run inning from the White Sox to finally unleash one of the Register Star’s usually more vocal Pale Hose faithful to walk by my desk and chirp “Let’s Go White Sox.”

Hadn’t heard a word from him all week. I know he watched last week’s games.