Do not order Drano milkshakes, Cubs fans

September 5th, 2008 at 10:57pm Tony Garcia

I have one of my best friends from high school already in woe-is-us mode. A pal from college is simultaneously dreading the future while laughing at the present. And he has a few real-life things to worry about, such as recovering from Gustav and preparing for Ike.

And the Trib spinmeisters, God bless their corporate bottom-line hearts, are apparently spinning the “wild-card-is-just-as-good” pablum.

I’m not going to talk any of you from jumping off the bandwagon. Just don’t expect me to lend a hand when you want to return.

For those who will stay, please listen to the wise words from a Python:

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