When times are tough, you could use a little green humor

October 24th, 2008 at 06:06am Jennie Pollock

One of my co-workers forwarded me this joke. I’ve seen variations of it before.

Just for the record.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Airline stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling for the refund, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg.

Or should it be called “green beer”?

Entry Filed under: Recycling, Humor