The Political Power of Testes, Updated X1 And Moved To The Top

May 7th, 2008 at 11:58am Aaron Chambers

What is it with some men in politics and their fixation on testes?

First it was Gov. Rod Blagojevich saying he had the “testicular virility”to fend off the influence of his father-in-law, a ward boss from Chicago’s North Side who was Blagojevich’s political mentor.

“This is the kind of thing that I think separates the men from the boys in leadership. Do you have the testicular virility to make a decision like that, knowing what’s coming your way?” Blagojevich said. “I say I do.”

This is the same man who in 2004 accused Attorney General Lisa Madigan of doing her father’s bidding when she effectively quashed his plan to mortgage Chicago’s Thompson Center for $200 million. Her father, House Speaker Michael Madigan, is Blagojevich’s political nemesis.

“It’s her father. You know, I can’t fault her,” Blagojevich told reporters in Chicago. “I don’t want to get involved in a family deal here but, you know, it’s her father. I’ve got two daughters. I hope they back me on stuff that I do.”

Blagojevich got back on the side of working women in 2006, when he dismissed a reporter’s questions about his wife’s questionable real estate deals as “Neanderthal and sexist.”

Now back to testes. Last week, it was labor leader Paul Gibson projecting big, powerful testes onto none other than Hillary Clinton:

“If you’re thinking the next President of the United States should address and amend and convince people that here are the flaws with that law, and here’s what we’re supposed to do and it shouldn’t cause harm to either border,” said Gibson. “Well, you know what, then I truly believe that that is going to take an individual that has testicular fortitude, that’s exactly right, that’s what we got to have.”

I am a man. But I cannot imagine seriously and publicly equating mental and intellectual prowess and stamina with the presence of testicles. I’d go with a metaphor just a touch more sophisticated than Fonzie, Andrew Dice Clay and Chris Farley.

Then again, perhaps there is a constituency of dullards out there with whom pointed references to testicles resonate well. Our dear governor and one of organized labor’s finest appear to think so.

UPDATE 1

There evidently is a constituency among us with whom talk of testes rings home. Politico. com has the story of Hillary Clinton, the “ballsy fighter”:

Clinton may not like the story, but her supporters love it: The sheet metal workers union official in Portage, Indiana cited by Bayh had praised her “testicular fortitude” before lighting into unnamed “Gucci wearing, latte-drinking” opponents.

Also last week, a New York Post columnist wrote that she’d won the “cojones primary.”

And James Carville, the Clintons’ ubiquitous former aide, booster, and informal adviser made the point even more vividly, giving Clinton a two-gonad edge on her primary rival, Senator Barack Obama.

“If she gave him one of her cojones, they’d both have two,” Carville said.

The ballsy fighter is the newest persona for a woman whom public life has taken from a liberal policy wonk to a devoted wife, from a wronged woman to a cerebral senator.

This is too much.

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