Ladies, count your shoes
Add comment April 4th, 2008
I was just about drifting off to sleep last night reading the Wall Street Journal when I stumbled across an article about a woman who has more than 100 pairs of shoes and how she organizes them in her tiny Manhattan apartment. (She is a former marketing consultant to an investment-banking outfit. Good she walked on THAT industry.)
The article refers to a Consumer Reports poll and its finding that the average woman has 19 pairs of shoes, not counting sneakers. (Do you count flip-flops?) Anyway, I was so shocked at the number that I did groggy mental math: The reddish brown backless MaryJanes that are too narrow in the toes. The dark brown pilgrim shoes that are too ugly and slip on the hallways in the News Tower. And — ugghhhh! — must I consider the LL Bean hikers that don’t look a thing like Uggs?
To make a long story short, I do have 19 pairs. It’s just that I wear only about 3 or 4 of them regularly. In this economy, it feels criminal to have 19 pairs of shoes. But there it is. At least I don’t hang my stilettos on a 9-foot ladder in the foyer like the Manhattan lady does. Things are scary enough around my house with a 16-year-old nearly-licensed driver.


