What if Santa were president?

2 comments December 22nd, 2008

Santa Claus is so popular we wondered what would happen if he were elected president. We opened up the question to everyone in the newsroom here at the News Tower.

One young reporter pointed out that he doubted St. Nick could be elected. There’s that residency requirement (is there even a birth certificate?), plus he only works one day a year so there wouldn’t be much of a campaign.

Besides, didn’t voters just say they didn’t want an old gray-haired white guy?

We’ll have more on President Santa tomorrow.