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Words of humorous wisdom from Jay Leno

September 24th, 2008 at 10:41pm Chuck Sweeny

Great Jay Leno joke from Thursday’s show:

“Sarah Palin came to New York yesterday. She went to the Bronx Zoo. Took her five hours to get through it, though, because it takes time to reload.”

Explaining the principle behind the proposed $700 billion bailout of failed investment banks:

“When you screw up, YOU pay. When they screw up, YOU pay.”

Entry Filed under: Jay Leno

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