I’m Running For Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Mann
4 comments June 29th, 2008
A letter writer, Mr. Cecil, wants me to run for mayor of Rockford. And as I told you all in an earlier post, I’ll soon be eligible because Mayor Excellence has decided my subdivision will become part of his domain.
I’m flattered that the writer thinks I’m qualified, and I may be, technically. However, I’m not good at pandering. I’d say something politically incorrect within 2 minutes of taking office and soon have 276, or maybe 6, pickets marching on my front lawn.
I am, however, continuing in my quest to become Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man.
