The Onion: Struggling Air Force One To Begin Selling Passenger Tickets
September 10th, 2008 at 03:13pm Thomas V. Bona
“It no longer makes sense financially to let one passenger dictate when and where we travel,” acting Secretary of the Air Force Michael Donley said in a press conference at the Pentagon, the Air Force’s corporate headquarters in Arlington, VA. “We’ve got a big plane here, and there’s no reason we shouldn’t be filling it.”
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